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Your perfect role? Wiltshire Police seek someone with ‘experience carrying out anal’

byDaniel Jae Webb
29 October 2017 • 9.45am
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Facebook users were shocked to discover that Wiltshire Police are recruiting for ‘a critical thinker that has experience at carrying out anal’, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

For some users of the social network, Facebook automatically places a ‘Continue reading’ button in posts with a large amount of text. On this occasion, it wasn’t a success.

Tweeting, Milo Miles asked, “Who does the vetting to check if they have the ‘skill’ required?”

The full post, when you expand ‘Continue reading’ says:

Wiltshire Police are recruiting for a Criminal Intelligence Analyst that will be based in Melksham. The ideal candidate will be a critical thinker that has experience at carrying out analysis in operational, tactical and strategic law enforcement settings.

You can find out more about this role here.


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